Love & Hip Hop: New York Season 8 Episode 14 Recap: The Savage Bri-Hulk
This Bitch Flippin’ The Table
I like to believe when K. Michelle uttered “This bitch shaking the table,” to an amped up Karlie Redd, that she believed this was going to be a Love & Hip Hop staple for years to come. But it would be five years before a cast memeber took shaking the table to new heights.
In a sit down orchestrated by Jaquae, Bri and his new girl Kiyanne butted heads over she say/she say. Kiyanne wanted answers. Where do you know me from? Did you say you wrote my rhymes? Did you talk about my child? When Bri denied the child question, Kiyanne made Bri swear on her sick grandmother. After doing so, Kiyanne promptly told Bri to prepare for her grandmother’s funeral because that was an out right lie. That brought the She-Hulk out of Bri and thus tables will have to be bolted down from here on out.
The drama between Jaquae and Kiyanne didn’t end there. Jaquae didn’t return to his room and instead spent the night with Anais smoking Hookah and talking. Oh and she showed her pussy to him, but nothing happened.
When they returned to New York, Jaq decided to come clean to Kiyanne in the middle of Central Park while Safaree, Self and Snoop not inconspicuously watched on. After chasing Kiyanne through park begging for forgiveness, Jaq lost the battle when Kiyanne spotted his friends and accused Jaq of playing a game.
The park incident was one of numerous messy events Safaree pulled. Throughout the episode he kept pestering Jaquae about Anais and what went down. He told the guys in New York about that night, at Yandy’s dinner in St. Maarten he asked for details. That was one of the reasons Anais left the dinner table. Plus his over dramatic exit from the dinner table should have been enough for Juju to fire him from her play. For a man who is planning on shooting his shot with Juju he still has some growing up to do.
Anais is funny. She agreed to go on a trip to help out, and all she did was help herself to drinks, drama, and some dick. Don’t tell a group of people nothing went down, when you showed your cookies to man in the hopes of something going down.
Mariah did show some growth on the trip. Her and Bri are on good terms, after a heated back and forth that involved there mothers’ battle with addiction. Remy Ma still wants to see more growth for a longer period before she signs off on this collab. Between all these women Bri, Mariah, Bianca, Kiyanne and DreamDoll, anger management and therapy would go a long way. They all seem to carry hurt with them and are ready to lash out at the first sight of trouble.
Shoutout to Mama Dollaz for getting Rich together. First on his health and second on women. Rich tried to play the victim card with Anais being married, but Mama Dollaz saw right through that. Calling out the Creep Squad Captain, stating just because she told you she was going through a divorce doesn’t absolve you from any wrong doing.
- Is Safaree jealous that Anais didn’t hit on him?
- They really went to St. Maarten for inspiration and not to record the Paradise remix?
- If Mariah could make a hit, don’t you think Remy’s label would clear the song regardless of her past?
- How tall is Bri?
- Why didn’t Kiyanne question Jaquae harder on his whereabouts? She knows all his friends on the island.