No Hobbes: Timmy Turner vs John Cena
The other day I began thinking about a battle between two titans. Two beings who define their generations. The Fairly Odd Parents' TIMMY TURNER vs WWE's JOHN CENA!
I don't care if this takes place in animated world, or our best scientist get on it and create a real life Timmy Turner.
Tale of the Tape
| Timmy Turner vs John Cena | |||||||||||||
| Timmy Turner vs John Cena | |||||||||||||
| 4'2 | Height | 6'1 | |||||||||||
| ??? | Reach | ??? | |||||||||||
| Tiny | Neck | Like Mike Tyson | |||||||||||
| ??? | Chest (Normal) | 52 in | |||||||||||
| ??? | Chest (Expanded) | ??? | |||||||||||
| LOL | Bicep | 19 in | |||||||||||
| ??? | Forearm | Hustle | |||||||||||
| ??? | Wrist | Loyalty | |||||||||||
| ??? | Fist | Respect | |||||||||||
| Baby Gap | Waist | 36 in | |||||||||||
| ??? | Thigh | ??? | |||||||||||
| ??? | Calf | ??? | |||||||||||
| 10 | Age | 39 | |||||||||||
“But seriously, what this really comes down to is a rapper and a comedian. ”
You've heard the song "Panda," by Desiigner, very catchy, I like it. He has a new track (more of a freestyle) called, "Timmy Turner." Now it's beyond weird and kind of a head scratcher. I found myself a few times asking, what the hell is he saying?
ENTER JOHN CENA (Berrrrrrrrrrrd....AVENUE...STOP RIGHT THERE!!! CUT THE MUSIC!!)
Not THE John Cena, but Adam Ivy. Funny guy Ivy, posted his own version of the Desiigner track titled, "Johnny Cena." He's decked out in Cena attire and even had subtitles to the song so we can know what he was saying.
My question is, who wins the battle? Timmy Turner or Johnny Cena? Let me know in the comments below.
