Love & Hip Hop: New York Season 8 Reunion Pt. 1 “Orgy Talk” Recap

Love & Hip Hop: New York Season 8 Reunion Pt. 1 “Orgy Talk” Recap

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Anais and Jonathan kicked things off with some orgy talk, that honestly sounded like a “Dear Penthouse” letter. A letter her husband Ruben had no idea about.

Afterwards the conversation shifted towards her relationship with Rich. Rich attempted to play the victim and deflected when questioned about his seriousness if Anais was able to produce divorce papers. 

Side eyes from Ashley and a “Be a man” speech from Ruben, didn’t seem to have any affect on the “Creep King.” But Ruben and Anais are working things out despite all her infidelity and box showing.

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Apparently 16 episodes and a reunion isn’t enough to squash the beef between Bri and Bianca. No mention of DJ Webstar, instead the origin seemed to be Bri threatening to drag Bianca on sight. That lead to Bianca and her friends jumping Bri. Now if you say you will drag someone, you should be prepared at all times. With that said does a 4’10 person need to be jumped even if she is with the shits? Remy Ma tried to talk some sense into these ladies, but they need a storyline for next season so they probably won’t listen.

Later in the episode on stage with Yandy and Jonathan, Bianca understood why Yandy ended their relationship, stated she can’t just walk away, and accepted Jonathan’s apology for the whole he said/she said fiasco. 

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I was worried that DreamDoll and MariahLynn’s new found friendship would be short lived. But the “Blonde Bomber” Dream and the evolved Mariah seem to be on the same page and that page is in Mariah’s new dictionary.  

 su·per·flu·ous unnecessary, especially through being more than enough.

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The other “Blonde Bomber” Judy came ready for this reunion. She had lines for everything, “Rob’s a player...” “Well I’m a coach,” “Rob lives with a woman...” “I live with God, so who gives a fuck!” 

Meanwhile Yandy put up a weak defense, stating she popped up on Judy so she would know how it feels. This ended with messages from Mendecees that came off as just a way for him to get a check for this reunion.  

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They found Trent Cruz just in time for Jonathan to be freshly divorced. Even though these two are over Jonathan still wants Trent to win.

Jonathan talked about his mother sending him to conversion camp in the DR. He didn’t think she was trying to turn him just rid him of his effeminate ways. Wonder why Jonathan’s mom nor sister were in attendance.

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Remy and Pap aren’t pregnant yet, even though the audience clapped as if she had announced she was with child. They do have an embryo, but Pap doesn’t know the sex yet.  

Lil Mo and Karl announced they are with child. Despite the fact that had a rough year, and Karl comparing women to drugs. That’s why he had a hard time cutting women off. After the episode aired Lil Mo announced on her Instagram she has miscarried. Thoughts and prayers to the Dargan family. 

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Things ended with James R. who didn’t speak in third person, but did use his time to apologize to Jaquae, antagonize Mariah and almost get into fight with Snoop.  

I don’t know what Snoop’s problem is with James. These two almost came to blows at James’ video release party and cooler heads have not prevailed since.  

Next week looks more interesting, and even if it’s not we get the world premiere of Cardi B’s Bartier Cardi.  

Love & Hip Hop: Miami Season 1 Episode 10 “Snitches Get Stitches” Recap

Love & Hip Hop: Miami Season 1 Episode 10 “Snitches Get Stitches” Recap

Love & Hip Hop: Miami Season 1 Episode 9 “What’s Beef”

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