Love & Hip Hop: New York Season 8 Episode 3 Recap: Sophia Got Bodied
Twinkle Twinkle Little Lynn...
There are two things the world may never know: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop and in terms of infidelity, why the woman is madder at the other woman than her own man. Mariahlynn’s “Cisco clone” of a boyfriend James R. malfunctioned/lived up to expectations Monday night when he got caught cozying up to Sophia Body. Unfortunately for Sophia, she was the recipient of a sucker punch from Miss Mariahlynn. A few things didn't connect last night, Marilynn's sucker punch, her remix of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mariahlynn and James R. relationship.
This could have used a little more build up. One episode isn't enough for people to get invested in, considering this is Mariah’s first on-screen love interest since Cisco in season six. James R. will probably apologize while blaming Mariah for his actions, typical Cisco.
Lil Mo dragged a piano to the park like LHHNY dragged Mo from R&B Divas. Her recent conversion to Islam was on display as well as her marriage to boxer Karl “Dynamite” Dargan. Karl is a special case, he has no problem telling Mo she doesn't exist when he’s training and she's not the only woman who has supported him in a special way, he better have that same energy when it comes to taking a lie detector test next episode.
Two episodes in and unless someone did their Googles, it’d be hard to believe DreamDoll was a Bad Girls Club alumni. It looks like that’s about to change after her sit down at the last supper table with Bianca. Instead of BBOD (Bad Bitches On Deck) Bianca and Mariah will face off against BADD (Bri and DreamDoll).
Confusion doesn't begin to explain what's going on between Navarro, Ashley, and Anais. One minute Ashley and Anais are yelling at each other, the next they accepting apologies and moving forward with their relationship.
Does everyone get to see naked pictures or just folks that have business relationship with Anais?
Did DreamDoll get her orange wig from the same place Lyrica Anderson gets her.
Are sunglasses indoors still in style?
Why on Earth would Rich suggest a sit down on a show where he’s never had a successful sit down?