Of Course Taco Bell Is Going To Sell Alcohol
Taco Bell Desperate...
Picture a young male who's taste buds, after years of neglect, are almost non existent and after a long night of fist pumping and repeatedly saying "bro" has a hankering for that elusive 4th meal. He exists the club with his lady friend for the night and they find themselves outside of a local Mexican food restaurant.
They walk in and through his slurred speech he says, "I want a taco and, and, and I want, I want the shell, I want the shell to be made out of... you know what would be cool if the shell was made out out of Cool Ranch Doritos!" He smiles confusingly because he doesn't know if he's being clever or just invented something that should have existed right after the invention of the wheel. Either way the cashier puts his order in and asks our young hero what would he like to drink and, without hesitation he yells out beer, because this is a commercial and unless it backed by Anheuser-Busch or MillerCoors I'm pretty sure its going to take an agnostic approach.
Well our savior is in luck since the makers of wrap that shit in a shell and call it breakfast, fast food chain Taco Bell recently announced they will start serving alcohol at a new franchise planned to open this summer in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood.
Taco Bell has a long rich history of hocking shitty bar food, so it was only a matter of time before they turn into a full fledge bar. With plans to sell beer, wine and "mixed alcohol freezes" Taco Bell states that all alcohol will be in a special cup so people will have to drink their shame in the comforts of the house the chihuahua built.
I coined a term Taco Bell Desperate, since seemingly every month Taco Bell had some new concoction to get people to eat their take on Mexican food. This by far is the most Taco Bell Desperate thing they have done.