Men Watch Porn

Women: Are You Being Realistic?

Not too long ago a friend of mine hit me up to vent. Pretty standard activity in girl world. The story started off like any typical vent story does. She was at home handling business on her computer when the need arose for her to check her email. And of course, she has a Hotmail account. H-O-T……(please feel free to substitute your own cheesy porn title). Quite honestly I don’t know what type of porn it was, nor did she divulge the details. But there it was. Porn on her computer. Was she wrong for being upset? Yes and no.

Most women hate to be told they are wrong, so let’s start by ripping that bandaid off. Men watch porn. I repeat, men watch porn. This is science. For those women who believe that their man doesn’t watch porn, you might be correct. However, you’re probably wrong. I do not know a man that has never watched porn. Your relationship is not the magic cure-all for the disease scientifically known as “porn watching”. Therefore, any ill feelings towards this discovery are irrational. Sorry, ladies. If this still doesn’t settle well with you, then make sure it’s on your list of first date questions. “Hello, sir. Do you watch porn? Oh. Okay.” Then kindly excuse yourself to the restroom. It’s quite alright. He’ll probably think you’re a nutcase anyways and will welcome the fact that you left on your own accord.

Now, on to the good stuff…why she was correct in being upset about the porn. Men, this portion is for you. Just because you want to satisfy your porn addiction does not mean a woman wants to have it on HER computer. It’s your habit, not her’s. Therefore, if you want to fulfill your manly needs you need to be a man all the way. If you cannot afford to get your own computer or other web-enabled device then maybe you need to be looking at employment websites versus porn websites. Porn is for enjoyment. When it becomes a necessity, you are no longer in the general male population. You have journeyed into the land of pervert purgatory.

Moral of the story, it is totally normal for a man to watch porn….as long as it’s on his own computer.

Troublesome Porn Watching Habits

  • Watching porn every day several times a day. A few times a week is to be expected, but there is a limit to how much porn one really needs to watch.
  • Sneaking off to watch porn in awkward places such as the bathroom floor. A grown man should watch porn in 2 places: his bedroom or his living room. And I suppose an exception could be made for the computer room. That’s it.
  • Porn that concentrates on one race of women that isn’t your’s. (i.e. he likes to watch white girls and you’re Asian.) Men will argue this, but the reality is that it shows a deep interest for another type of woman and in a relationship it’s like a slap in the face.
  • He ALWAYS prefers to watch porn and beat his meat rather than to have sex with you. This is probably a sure sign that a relationship isn’t going to work. It’s okay for a man to want to masturbate instead of have sex from time to time. It’s less work and more convenient at times. But it should not the first option all the time.
  • He enjoys gay porn, midget porn, beastiality, and the likes. This is pretty self-explanatory. Of course, if you are midget then I guess your man watching midget porn should make you feel awesome.
  • He watches porn with his friends. No grown man should ever watch porn with his friends. Maybe that was the thing when ya’ll were younger, but it is not cool once you leave high school.

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